Steward-Death (aka Unfriendly Skies), 744. When he dodges, he falls onto a, A woman recently dumped by her boyfriend decides to go home with her female best friend to have sex with her. Phlegm Phatale (aka Neti Say Goodbye), 678. Double-O-Severed (aka I Spy A Spy's Eye), 556. When he confronts the foreman, he is knocked into a vat of, Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing, A farm-hand hides from an angry farmer in a, A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed ", A man who wants to sport a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch. Hillary Snuffed (aka The Last Straw), 205. Episode Ep. The TV show 1000 Ways to Die aired on the cable channel Spike. 04. After getting drunk and playing in the pool, the man takes out a tarp and prepares to slide in the pool, not noticing a nail from a, Three former Vietnamese soldiers are arguing about what is the best. Cock-A-Doodle-Die (aka Razored Rooster), 618. 8 February 2009 8 Feb 2009. The wording of the opening disclaimer was changed slightly from Season 1: "Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased." He is then sentenced to die by blood eagle. 1000 Ways to Die (TV Series 2008–2012) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. A full-blown drug addict mixes a variety of drugs. Weld Done (aka All's Hell That Ends Weld), 408. Down With The Clown (aka Insane Clown Posse), 265. Cat Got Your Life (aka Too Fur Gone), 458. Each episode opens with a voice-over by the narrator giving brief summaries of upcoming deaths, accompanied by clips. Frost-Dead (aka Frozen Attack), 294. Select all. Falling Down on the Job (aka Destruction Worker), 65. In the middle of a heated argument, the couple loses focus and crashes their golf cart. Dia De Los Morons (aka Night of the Living Deadbeat), 322. Titty Titty Bang Bang (aka Bad Explosions), 950. by Jack Moore. Add 1000 Ways to Die to your Watchlist to find out when it's coming back. On this particular occasion, he kisses a woman with dentures and intensely bad breath. Season 2 was set to premiere on Dec. 9, 2009 at 10 PM (EST), but a special airing of the season premiere episode was shown on Dec. 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM (EST). Tipping Point (aka Gratuity Violence), 297. During the walk home, she takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and, A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and is scalded and tumbled to death from, A man is deliberately locked in a meat freezer for getting his mob-connected employer's 17-year-old granddaughter pregnant and dies of, A group of friends fly themselves home from, A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of, A lawyer's prank turns deadly when he smashes through a window on the 40th floor of his office building, trying to demonstrate its unbreakability to a co-worker. Scam Eye Am (Dead) (aka Killer Scam), 895. The narrator gives an account of the story as it unfolds, describing the circumstances leading up to the death and details of the death itself. ReTired (aka Old Man ReTired), 412 (Repeat). Frightmare (aka A Nightmare on SUNDS Street), 819. Episode Ep. Sitting drunk and half-naked in the stands, he begins to develop hypothermia; however, no one can tell due to his blue paint and he loses the ability to speak, quickly freezing to death. However, they have never engaged in sexual activity, as both are too nervous to do so. The process repeats with the second story, which then cuts directly to commercial after the trivia. ", "The human body is remarkably resilient..." One night, the two finally decide to set their anxieties aside and consummate their marriage. Kill Bill & Billie (aka Honeymoon Killers), 250. A group of teens play a game in which two of them kiss while in adjacent moving cars. Premature Endings (aka Long Goodbye). "Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE and Calamity." Trip to the Maul (aka Love Is Blind), 592. Shot months after the pilot, the first full season is executive produced by Thom Beers who also created the series. TK Uh-O (aka Bantamweight Boxed-Out), 129. A proctologist is giving a pole dancer across the street an operation. Mail Order Fried (aka Shock and Awww), 293 (Repeat). In order to pass time, he begins drinking heavily. 15 February 2009 15 Feb 2009. The series first aired on May 14, 2008. I Spy A Dead Guy (aka In-Sin-Erator), 555. Death Over Easy. As a custom, the head sushi chef shares shots ofÂ. Deep Sleep (Walk) (aka Grim Sleeper), 396. During his high, he feels like his, A closet cat-hater, who is also allergic to cats, begrudgingly agrees to look after his girlfriend's cat. After having sex with two other women, the venom causes him to have a heart attack. A male nurse seduces elderly women in order to steal her money. 1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#208 Semi-cide" a man is run over by a semi and cut in half, "#422 Construction Accident" a man buried alive in three tons of sand, "#92 Fang Banged" a man who fell on a poisonous rattlesnake and was bit on the chest, "#832 Lesbocution" a woman who is electrocuted by walking barefoot into an electrified puddle, "#125 Love Bugged" a reptile and insect … The episodes in Season One, while maintaining the "tongue-in-cheek" story-telling aspect of the first two shows, vary in formatting compared to The Pilot. "Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased." One bolt of lightning struck her in the heart and out through her left leg, shocking her, and she died instantly. A thief hides in a dumpster, and the dumpster is emptied into a garbage truck. Handi-Crapped (aka Hanicappable Surfin'), 213. 1000 Ways to Die is back at it for a third season, and putting a smiley face on death. When the doctor uses a tool by her colon, she farts and it sends a fireball down his windpipe and completely fries his lungs. Season 1. The friend manages to turn off the shop-vac, but turns it off too late and the man dies from blood loss and shock. Unforced Errors. The couple's tongue piercings get tangled in each other, and they are decapitated by a forklift traveling between the cars. The Day The Magic Died (aka Death Spell), 345. This time, there is no holding back, as Hiroto and … Episode Ep. Raider of the Lost Narc (aka Achin' Ambulance), 274. ""YOU WILL DIE!" That s the three men's organs, killing them. The Chokes On You (aka Harmoni-Can't), 323. Refusing to use her hands to break her fall, she slams her head against a wall when she reaches the bottom, cracking her skull and killing her. (aka Ultimate Energy Drink), 519. Mercury in Uranus (aka Thermometers of Terror), 612. Crack Piped (aka Tube Much Pressure), 159. Miss-ur Head (aka Off With His Head), 404. The segment "Vom-Ate-Dead", to be exact. Odds Are You're Dead (aka Morning Shift), 599. Straight To DVDead (aka Duel Personalities), 406. Suck & Blown (aka Suck 'N' Blow Attack), 182. Dead Mime ☺ 3. This pans right to trivia about a similar incident or related scientific fact, usually less than 30 seconds long, which is depicted entirely in comic formatting. To wash the taste of the tablets away, he drinks from a glass of water, not knowing it was used to dissolve the tablets. The friend accidentally latches onto the man's intestines, and begins sucking them out. Somewhere Over the Railing (aka Bagged), 73. (aka Lust Poisoning), 452. He puts, A man who has stolen a bag of groceries from a, A woman is acting out a bondage fantasy with her husband through a live, Two men search the world for the ultimate high. Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow (aka Rug Munched), 412 (Repeat). 29 Lawn of the Dead 1000 Ways to Die: Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death (2010) 47 Re-Coiled 1000 Ways to Die: The Good, the Bad and the Dead (2009) 47 Sumowed 1000 Ways to Die: Young, Dumb and Full of Death (2010) 55 Cardiac-A-Breast. A man is split in … As they are washing an old widower's dirty van, the exposed cord of a power buffer gets wet and electrocutes the strippers. They kept drinking and drinking, but then their bartender accidentally pours acid in their cups. Handi-Crapped (aka Getting the Shaft), 191. An obese man dreams of becoming a bodybuilder, but is too lazy to exercise and can't afford to pay for a liposuction. When she got there to the party suddenly a storm appeared. Episode: 3, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2 A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the... Gratefully Dead. Episode Ep. Meanwhile, a, A spoiled rich man vacations in the jungle with a tour guide. Corset Killed Him (aka Of Corset Kills), 591. Hard Lives, Easy Deaths. Disasterpedia Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. A female nudist painter lapses into a coma and dies after months of digestive problems caused by her trichophagia. Episode: 6, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2 Original Airing: Jan … Moving Violation (aka The Long Haul), 306. The trainer applies a lit. Lady & The Trampled (aka Lady 'n' The Trampled), 121. More purchase He apparently has sex with the women. Up until the end of season one, the final story of each episode showed actual footage of dangerous situations that almost ended in death, along with interviews of those involved in the situations. Shop Till You Drown 14. 208. Tow F.U. As a kid, I was afraid that I'd die in one of three ways: car crash, werewolf attack, or accidental stabbing. The TV show 1000 Ways to Die aired on the cable channel Spike. He wants to join a group of two other bad guys. A man cheating on his girlfriend gets bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider while getting some bananas out of her grocery bag. The rug he is standing on slides, causing him to lose his balance, hit his head, and land face down in the cat's water bowl. Buy Season 2 HD $30.99. Vertigo, Going, Gone (aka Allergy Treason), 79. (right), WARNING: She plans not to drink too much alcohol, until her friends give her. Ian Campbell - Accidentally jumped out of a building to his death when he jumped at a safety glass window, usually ending up not hurt to impress women, but this time he fell 40 stories to the ground when the glass shattered. This Bird Has Flu (aka A Bird In The Pants), 270. 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